1. My real name, my given name, my Christian name, or my fake name?
2. To not die.
3. Depends on what you mean by the word 'swallow'...
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What is your name?
what is your quest?
what is the speed velocity of a swallow?
1. My real name, my given name, my Christian name, or my fake name?
2. To not die.
3. Depends on what you mean by the word 'swallow'...
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1. My real name, my given name, my Christian name, or my fake name?
how about the one you had in your past life when you where a vietnamiese prostitute.
3. Depends on what you mean by the word 'swallow'...
nevermind
now on our second round on this groundbreaking interview we ask
tiki can i call you tiki?
why do fools fall in love?
how about tk baby?
what's your favorite color?
pick an answer for the following:
What is the capital of thailand?
a)yes
b)i went to public school
c)false
d)can you repeat the question
1. I can give you all of the above!
Real Name: Rexford Arenn David
Given Name: Raymond David
Christian Name: Barnabus
Fake Name: Tonto Blatkowski
Past-Life Asian Whore Name: Phang-Duc
3. What??
- Teekay Tee-kay. But you can call me tiki. Can I call you Saucy McHotpants?
- 'Cause they don't know better.
- I ain't the baby daddy!
- Blue, followed by black, shades of gray, and purple.
- Thailand City.
a) nah
b) I went to private school. It's true!
c) true I say!
d) who let the dogs out?
boxers or ruffled panties?
the bottom or the top?
what's 2+2?
what's better tossing she-hulk's salad or showing me a picture of your penis?
boxers or ruffled panties?
- I like my women ruffled, thank ya very much!
the bottom or the top?
- I luvs tha bottoms, but the tops can be fun too!
what's 2+2?
- A foursome!
what's better tossing she-hulk's salad or showing me a picture of your penis?
- hmmm. Will I get a dose of gamma rads if I tame the wild puckered starfish? And just a picture?! You don't want a latex replica?
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hmmm. Will I get a dose of gamma rads if I tame the wild puckered starfish?
thats so funny
if you were a superhero what would be your name and power?
and how fast can you send me the penis replica?
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">I'd be Horndog. A mild-mannered, shy college student by day, and a wacko, chauvenistic anti-hero by midday! When I was a kid, I was bit by a dog that escaped from a government research facility testing super-hormones. Unfortunately, I got bit as he was doin' the deed to a bitch in heat. So after I hit puberty, whenever I felt randy, I'd look like Teen Wolf and have super-strength, speed, agility and all that other good shit!if you were a superhero what would be your name and power?
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Damn girl! If you can't wait long, look at Willie's willie and add 14.and how fast can you send me the penis replica?
...millimeters.
<font color="#a62a2a" size="1">[ March 07, 2004 08:24 PM: Message edited by: TK-069 ]</font>
oh my! [img]redface.gif[/img]
What? You really thought that's mine? HA! HA, I write!
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